1 00:00:01,403 --> 00:00:04,403 [pop music playing] 2 00:00:15,167 --> 00:00:16,257 Ooh. 3 00:00:17,336 --> 00:00:18,336 [exhales] 4 00:00:19,129 --> 00:00:20,549 I'm sorry about this. 5 00:00:20,631 --> 00:00:24,881 Don't you dare apologize. Thanks to you, we can afford to get the other car fixed. 6 00:00:24,968 --> 00:00:26,228 Tell him, boys. 7 00:00:26,303 --> 00:00:27,322 - Bye, Dad. - It's all right, Dad. 8 00:00:27,346 --> 00:00:28,226 Whatever. 9 00:00:28,305 --> 00:00:29,555 [chuckles] 10 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,640 - Love you. - Love you, darling. 11 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:35,522 Ooh, and... and tell your boss I hope she gets heart disease. 12 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,643 Ooh. Oh. 13 00:00:38,064 --> 00:00:39,694 - Morning, Ted. - Hey, Higgins... 14 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:41,734 - [grunts] - [boys] Ooh! 15 00:00:41,818 --> 00:00:42,828 [boy] Is he dead? 16 00:00:42,902 --> 00:00:44,862 [song fades] 17 00:00:44,946 --> 00:00:48,036 I mean, you know, it's my fault for staring at my phone. 18 00:00:48,115 --> 00:00:50,115 I just can't stop checking on my family's flight. 19 00:00:50,201 --> 00:00:52,012 You know, I haven't shared this with too many folks, 20 00:00:52,036 --> 00:00:55,666 but, um, Michelle and I, we've been having some marital issues. 21 00:00:55,748 --> 00:00:58,718 Ted, you really don't have to talk about this if you don't want to. 22 00:00:58,793 --> 00:00:59,793 Oh, I don't mind. 23 00:01:00,419 --> 00:01:01,919 Tried couples therapy. 24 00:01:02,004 --> 00:01:03,440 Didn't like the other couple though. 25 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,344 - [laughs] - [chuckles] 26 00:01:06,050 --> 00:01:08,010 Oh, it feels good to laugh. 27 00:01:08,094 --> 00:01:10,974 Yeah, you know, our therapist gave us this code word to use. 28 00:01:11,055 --> 00:01:13,105 So if either of us says "Oklahoma," 29 00:01:13,182 --> 00:01:15,392 the other one has to tell the God's honest truth. 30 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,356 Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful. 31 00:01:17,436 --> 00:01:19,646 Did ruin the musical for me though. [chuckles] 32 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:22,167 So now every time I hear, "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'," 33 00:01:22,191 --> 00:01:26,281 or, uh... what... "Surrey with the Fringe on Top," or... 34 00:01:26,779 --> 00:01:28,939 - "Shall We Dance?" - No, that's from King and I. 35 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,707 Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes, 36 00:01:31,784 --> 00:01:33,624 I immediately think about my wife telling me 37 00:01:33,703 --> 00:01:38,083 that my constant optimism is too much. [chuckles] 38 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:41,176 And this... sharing of feelings 39 00:01:41,794 --> 00:01:44,633 is 'cause I opened up to you about my ex-husband at the gala. 40 00:01:44,713 --> 00:01:46,043 Yes, ma'am. 41 00:01:46,131 --> 00:01:47,501 Well, that's a lesson learned. 42 00:01:47,591 --> 00:01:48,761 [Ted] Oh, come on now. 43 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,632 I bet deep down you kinda dig we're getting so close, right? 44 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:52,840 I do. 45 00:01:52,929 --> 00:01:54,679 - Oklahoma? - I do not. 46 00:01:54,764 --> 00:01:55,804 Mm-hmm. 47 00:01:55,891 --> 00:01:57,971 [theme music plays] 48 00:02:18,246 --> 00:02:19,336 Jamie? 49 00:02:20,790 --> 00:02:21,790 You up? 50 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:29,340 Hello? 51 00:02:30,091 --> 00:02:31,761 Is, uh, is Jamie here? 52 00:02:31,843 --> 00:02:33,803 Oh, my God. You're Keeley Jones. 53 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,557 [chuckles] Yeah, I am. 54 00:02:37,432 --> 00:02:38,432 Hi, Jamie. 55 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:42,980 No, no, no. No. You can't get mad. You broke up with me. 56 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:44,603 Like, 24 hours ago. 57 00:02:44,689 --> 00:02:46,149 How long's a man meant to be alone? 58 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:48,073 What am I supposed to do? Shower by myself? 59 00:02:49,110 --> 00:02:50,979 Sorry, can I just say, I'm your biggest fan. 60 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:52,990 I follow your Insta, your Snap, everything. 61 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:54,992 Wow, thank you. 62 00:02:55,491 --> 00:02:56,821 And, Jamie, thank you. 63 00:02:57,243 --> 00:03:00,793 Whenever I break up with someone, I spend months questioning it, 64 00:03:00,871 --> 00:03:03,331 wondering if I made a huge fucking mistake. 65 00:03:03,415 --> 00:03:07,295 But you have really helped me to feel good about this decision, just by... 66 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:11,259 being you. 67 00:03:11,757 --> 00:03:12,757 You're welcome. 68 00:03:13,384 --> 00:03:14,424 What? 69 00:03:14,510 --> 00:03:16,470 You said I made you feel good about your decision. 70 00:03:16,762 --> 00:03:18,512 - Yeah. - Did you mean it? 71 00:03:19,849 --> 00:03:21,679 - Yes. - Well, then you're welcome. 72 00:03:22,685 --> 00:03:24,105 I like to make people feel good. 73 00:03:24,186 --> 00:03:26,146 - Mm. - [Jamie] Mm. 74 00:03:26,230 --> 00:03:28,250 You still gonna be around for the promo shoot later? 75 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:30,774 Oh, the promo shoot that I've spent weeks setting up for you? 76 00:03:31,527 --> 00:03:32,527 Yes. 77 00:03:32,570 --> 00:03:34,820 - [snaps fingers] - [laughs] 78 00:03:34,905 --> 00:03:36,575 It was nice to meet you. 79 00:03:36,657 --> 00:03:37,947 Oh... 80 00:03:40,327 --> 00:03:41,907 [chattering] 81 00:03:41,996 --> 00:03:43,206 [Sam] Yes, yes, yes! Here! 82 00:03:44,623 --> 00:03:46,173 Yes, Jamie! Jamie, Jamie! 83 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:49,132 Jamie, I'm open. Jamie! 84 00:03:51,172 --> 00:03:53,567 - What are you doing? That was going in. - Well, we'll never know. 85 00:03:53,591 --> 00:03:55,944 Jamie, how many times I gotta tell you to make the extra pass? 86 00:03:55,968 --> 00:03:59,677 Come on. Sam was more open than the jar of peanut butter on my kitchen counter. 87 00:03:59,762 --> 00:04:01,866 - [player] What? What's he talking about? - [players murmur] 88 00:04:01,890 --> 00:04:04,410 Oh, that's right. Y'all don't know I like to keep the peanut butter open. 89 00:04:04,434 --> 00:04:06,912 That way, whenever I walk by, I can just stick my finger in there. 90 00:04:06,936 --> 00:04:07,936 Oh. 91 00:04:07,979 --> 00:04:10,149 - It's a fucking good idea, to be fair. - Yeah, it is. 92 00:04:10,231 --> 00:04:12,941 Now look, when Sam is that open, you gotta pass to him, okay? 93 00:04:13,026 --> 00:04:16,236 But why? Even when Sam's open, Sam is still shit. 94 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:17,910 I heard my name. What did he say? 95 00:04:17,988 --> 00:04:19,738 - Don't worry about it. - Oh, okay. 96 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:21,464 Guys, we gotta play like a team tomorrow. 97 00:04:21,534 --> 00:04:24,954 Otherwise we're gonna get our butts kicked. Extra passes. 98 00:04:25,038 --> 00:04:27,658 We're gonna keep doing this until we get it right. Let's go. 99 00:04:27,749 --> 00:04:28,999 [Henry] Dad! 100 00:04:34,214 --> 00:04:35,464 Practice is canceled. 101 00:04:39,427 --> 00:04:41,967 That is a lot longer run than he thinks, though. 102 00:04:42,055 --> 00:04:43,065 Metaphor. 103 00:04:45,391 --> 00:04:47,101 - [Ted] Hey! - Daddy! 104 00:04:47,185 --> 00:04:49,705 I kinda thought y'all would meet me halfway, but hey, that's all right. 105 00:04:49,729 --> 00:04:51,689 - Hey, buddy! - Helicopter! 106 00:04:51,773 --> 00:04:55,863 Oh, you got it. [grunts] Two spins. [chuckles] How about that? 107 00:04:55,944 --> 00:04:57,546 Boy, you're gonna be a dizzy fella there. 108 00:04:57,570 --> 00:04:59,950 - Slower helicopter. - No way. Come on now. 109 00:05:00,031 --> 00:05:02,741 [both laughing] 110 00:05:02,826 --> 00:05:04,826 [sighs] I missed you so much. 111 00:05:04,911 --> 00:05:06,290 [Henry] Group hug. 112 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:07,620 Hey! There he is. 113 00:05:07,704 --> 00:05:11,214 Hey, big guy. Look how tall you got. What the heck? 114 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:13,711 And look at this. I mean, you, what... You got teeth now? 115 00:05:13,794 --> 00:05:16,134 - I already had teeth! - And you can talk! 116 00:05:16,213 --> 00:05:18,053 Also, Ms. Welton, sorry to report, 117 00:05:18,131 --> 00:05:22,181 but this weekend's match will not be completely sold out. 118 00:05:22,261 --> 00:05:25,721 Not a surprise. We've lost four matches in a row, and we're facing relegation. 119 00:05:26,348 --> 00:05:27,808 But why be sorry? 120 00:05:27,891 --> 00:05:29,731 I think it's all going rather smashingly. 121 00:05:31,311 --> 00:05:33,151 - [door opens] - Uh... 122 00:05:34,231 --> 00:05:38,651 I'm happy to be the new brand ambassador for Darsteiner. 123 00:05:38,735 --> 00:05:41,275 The favorite beer of Jamie Tartt. 124 00:05:41,905 --> 00:05:44,235 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Get my tats. 125 00:05:44,867 --> 00:05:48,077 Get that one. It's very important to me. Chinese for "arm." 126 00:05:48,662 --> 00:05:50,872 - [snaps fingers] Jamie. - What? 127 00:05:50,956 --> 00:05:52,876 - [whispers] Just drink the beer. - [Jamie] Yeah. 128 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,920 No judgment, but are you back with that twat? 129 00:05:56,003 --> 00:05:57,133 Bon appétit. 130 00:05:57,713 --> 00:06:00,883 No. We're done. God, I love that you care though. 131 00:06:01,508 --> 00:06:03,718 I'll kiss you on the mouth if I can reach those lips. 132 00:06:04,428 --> 00:06:06,968 You know, I put this whole thing together. I get 10%. 133 00:06:07,055 --> 00:06:08,595 Hey, do you like mythology? 134 00:06:08,682 --> 00:06:10,932 You've seen a unicorn. You ever seen a brewnicorn? 135 00:06:11,018 --> 00:06:12,978 [neighs, sputters] 136 00:06:13,395 --> 00:06:15,514 - That's fucking funny. - Oh, no. 137 00:06:15,605 --> 00:06:17,605 What's that? It's my beerby. 138 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:19,030 - Come on. - Okay. 139 00:06:19,108 --> 00:06:21,988 Y'all getting all this for free. Not even extra for that. 140 00:06:22,069 --> 00:06:23,069 - Keeley. - Hmm? 141 00:06:23,154 --> 00:06:26,154 If any of the other players needed some branding work done, 142 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,290 is that something you'd be interested in? 143 00:06:28,367 --> 00:06:29,553 I don't want you to offer me a job 144 00:06:29,577 --> 00:06:31,513 just 'cause I was nice to you in the loo the other night. 145 00:06:31,537 --> 00:06:35,077 Why not? Men give each other jobs in toilets all the time. 146 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:36,956 [laughs] Yeah, they do. 147 00:06:37,043 --> 00:06:40,553 - [laughs] - I meant employment. Like job-jobs. 148 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:43,300 - So not hand, or blow, or foot? - Foot? 149 00:06:43,382 --> 00:06:47,472 Oh, you're right. Technically it would be... feet, right? 150 00:06:48,137 --> 00:06:52,097 [stammers] Just give it a thought. Unless you want to carry on doing... 151 00:06:52,767 --> 00:06:53,977 What is it you do again? 152 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:57,816 I'm sort of famous for being almost famous. 153 00:06:58,523 --> 00:06:59,533 Excellent. 154 00:07:00,775 --> 00:07:03,145 - Maybe think of it as a plan B. - Yeah. 155 00:07:05,613 --> 00:07:07,373 Okay, now, little tip for y'all, all right? 156 00:07:07,448 --> 00:07:10,908 Fries are called "chips." Chips are called "crisps." 157 00:07:10,993 --> 00:07:13,413 And "bangers" aren't great songs, 158 00:07:13,496 --> 00:07:16,626 but they do make you feel like dancing 'cause they're so darn tasty. 159 00:07:16,707 --> 00:07:19,167 When you gonna win a game, you fucking wanker? 160 00:07:19,252 --> 00:07:22,381 Hey, Baz. Fellas. Uh, this here... This is my wife, Michelle. 161 00:07:22,462 --> 00:07:24,592 Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso. 162 00:07:24,673 --> 00:07:26,713 Nice recovery. Well executed. 163 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,569 - Yeah, coach's wife. She's heard it all. - Yeah. 164 00:07:28,593 --> 00:07:30,673 Hi, Ted. Hello, young man. 165 00:07:31,471 --> 00:07:36,231 Here are the darts. There's the board. Try not to hit any regulars. 166 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:38,230 [Ted] Yeah, go have fun. 167 00:07:38,311 --> 00:07:40,731 - Your table's this way. - Go on. After you. 168 00:07:40,814 --> 00:07:43,274 - Three fish-and-chips? - Yes, please. And two pints. 169 00:07:43,358 --> 00:07:44,988 - I like your style. - [Ted] Yeah. 170 00:07:45,068 --> 00:07:47,068 [both chuckle] 171 00:07:47,904 --> 00:07:49,154 Look at this. [stammers] 172 00:07:50,448 --> 00:07:55,708 Do they, um, wrap the fish-and-chips in newspaper? I read they do that here. 173 00:07:55,787 --> 00:07:59,417 No, no. I wish. Boy, I'd love that. Having my food teach me stuff? 174 00:07:59,499 --> 00:08:01,419 Yeah, that's your dream scenario, right? 175 00:08:01,501 --> 00:08:03,551 A doughnut that knows about Rosa Parks or something. 176 00:08:03,628 --> 00:08:05,338 - Yeah. Exactly, yeah. - Yeah. 177 00:08:05,422 --> 00:08:07,632 - Can fit a lot of wisdom just in the hole. - Mm. 178 00:08:09,259 --> 00:08:10,299 Yeah. 179 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,470 Oh. You already done, bud? 180 00:08:12,554 --> 00:08:14,264 Yeah, he probably should be. 181 00:08:14,347 --> 00:08:16,477 Ooh. Well, I'm sorry about that. 182 00:08:16,558 --> 00:08:17,728 Happens all the time. 183 00:08:20,228 --> 00:08:22,068 - What are you doing? - I'm just curious, yeah? 184 00:08:22,147 --> 00:08:24,125 The photographer's gonna send me over the pictures, 185 00:08:24,149 --> 00:08:26,085 and I'll just kill the ones where you look like shit. 186 00:08:26,109 --> 00:08:27,336 Then I'll send them over to you. 187 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:30,569 Uh, firstly, babe, there won't be any where I look like shit because... 188 00:08:31,572 --> 00:08:34,612 And B, why don't you just bring them over to my place 189 00:08:34,699 --> 00:08:36,409 and we can look at them together? 190 00:08:36,910 --> 00:08:38,040 Maybe we're naked. 191 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,040 Oh... [chuckles] 192 00:08:40,122 --> 00:08:42,452 Hard no. Thank you again, Jamie. 193 00:08:45,127 --> 00:08:46,297 Smart move. 194 00:08:47,463 --> 00:08:48,463 Excuse me? 195 00:08:50,299 --> 00:08:52,179 I have to hang out with that prick. 196 00:08:52,259 --> 00:08:55,469 The fact that you would choose to be with him is frankly mind-blowing. 197 00:08:55,554 --> 00:08:57,344 I'm not with him. We broke up. 198 00:08:57,431 --> 00:09:00,351 We're working together, actually. And who asked you anyway, huh? 199 00:09:00,434 --> 00:09:01,434 Right. 200 00:09:02,645 --> 00:09:05,355 I didn't know that, so... apologies. 201 00:09:05,439 --> 00:09:08,109 No, it's fine. You should definitely weigh in on my life. 202 00:09:08,192 --> 00:09:11,942 I'll make sure that I text you anytime I have to make a decision, yeah? 203 00:09:14,406 --> 00:09:16,866 It's just that in training, Sam was wide open, 204 00:09:16,951 --> 00:09:18,581 and Jamie wouldn't pass to him. 205 00:09:18,661 --> 00:09:20,211 But Sam was wide open. 206 00:09:20,704 --> 00:09:22,454 Now that's what I'm dealing with. 207 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:24,550 [phone chimes] 208 00:09:28,796 --> 00:09:29,796 Yes. 209 00:09:31,549 --> 00:09:32,749 - [Henry] Here it is. - Mm-hmm. 210 00:09:33,175 --> 00:09:36,135 Yeah. Okay. Now, hold on a second. 211 00:09:37,512 --> 00:09:40,302 Think we might have missed a page. Oh, boy. 212 00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:42,940 Don't you wanna go ride a real double-decker bus? 213 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:44,607 After we finish. 214 00:09:44,686 --> 00:09:46,646 Mm-hmm. See? I like that. 215 00:09:46,729 --> 00:09:48,859 First we gotta build it, then we can ride it. 216 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:51,610 It's kind of a Field of Dreams paradigm. 217 00:09:51,693 --> 00:09:53,063 [chuckles] Okay. 218 00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:57,112 Well, six hands are better than four. 219 00:09:58,241 --> 00:10:01,071 [soul music playing] 220 00:10:14,382 --> 00:10:16,382 [song continues] 221 00:10:23,183 --> 00:10:24,513 [song fades] 222 00:10:25,935 --> 00:10:27,645 [Ted] Good morning. 223 00:10:27,729 --> 00:10:29,029 Hey, how you doing? 224 00:10:32,358 --> 00:10:35,278 - Hey, look at that scarf. I like it. - Oi! Wanker. 225 00:10:35,361 --> 00:10:37,191 Don't you fuck up the match. 226 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,700 I appreciate you. We'll see what happens, huh? 227 00:10:43,536 --> 00:10:45,166 Hey, check it out. 228 00:10:45,246 --> 00:10:47,205 You never... Never seen one of these before. 229 00:10:47,289 --> 00:10:49,919 That right there, that's a scone, okay? 230 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,312 It's like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth. 231 00:10:52,336 --> 00:10:54,546 There's your breakfast. All right? Hey! What do you say? 232 00:10:54,630 --> 00:10:55,920 Thanks, Dad! 233 00:10:56,006 --> 00:10:58,716 Okay. There you go. Some people's kids, holy moly. 234 00:11:05,641 --> 00:11:09,141 - It's pretty nice out there, isn't it? - Oh. Yeah. 235 00:11:09,228 --> 00:11:10,858 - Hey. - I can make us some breakfast. 236 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,108 What's wrong? 237 00:11:12,189 --> 00:11:14,359 Nothing. I think I'm just a little jet-lagged is all. 238 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:15,601 I-I'm fine, Ted. 239 00:11:15,692 --> 00:11:17,587 No, no, no, no. No. Michelle, you gotta talk to me. 240 00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:20,111 Okay? Hey, hey. Oklahoma. 241 00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:27,620 Every day... 242 00:11:29,081 --> 00:11:33,081 I wake up hoping that I'll feel the way I felt in the beginning. 243 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:37,211 But... But maybe that's just what marriage is, right? 244 00:11:38,674 --> 00:11:41,554 I'll keep trying. You know I will. 245 00:11:43,512 --> 00:11:45,132 Ready to go! 246 00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:47,642 [clears throat, chuckles] 247 00:11:49,017 --> 00:11:51,079 - I mean, you're gonna need pants, kiddo. - [Michelle] Yeah. 248 00:11:51,103 --> 00:11:53,023 - You know... - Let's get some pants. Come on. 249 00:11:59,443 --> 00:12:00,483 [exhales] 250 00:12:03,197 --> 00:12:05,207 I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 251 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:08,285 Marriage. Just so, you know, so complicated. 252 00:12:08,369 --> 00:12:10,279 So many different challenges and... 253 00:12:10,872 --> 00:12:13,542 I think... I don't know. [stammers] Sorry. 254 00:12:13,624 --> 00:12:14,834 You ever been married? 255 00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:16,087 Ha! 256 00:12:16,544 --> 00:12:19,424 Yeah, Nate. Coach's views on romantic relationships 257 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,885 are not too dissimilar from his views on cooking steak. 258 00:12:21,966 --> 00:12:25,346 You know, you spend any more than five minutes on one, loses its flavor. 259 00:12:25,428 --> 00:12:27,688 - That sound about right, Coach? - Yeah. 260 00:12:27,763 --> 00:12:29,763 Do you mind if I ask you a personal question then? 261 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:30,759 Fire away. 262 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,244 If you were worried about your relationship, 263 00:12:32,268 --> 00:12:36,068 then why did you fly 4,438 miles away? 264 00:12:36,147 --> 00:12:38,737 That is a very specific number to know off the top of your head. 265 00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:40,696 Oh, well, uh, my dad used to be a cartographer. 266 00:12:41,152 --> 00:12:44,442 Used to say I was .001 miles tall. 267 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,280 [chuckles] 268 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:49,495 Yeah. Well, it's a good question. Why do it? 269 00:12:51,078 --> 00:12:52,668 I think at some point I realized 270 00:12:52,747 --> 00:12:57,467 that me being around so much was doing more harm than good. 271 00:12:59,337 --> 00:13:02,176 Like, anytime I tried to solve any of her problems, or... 272 00:13:03,882 --> 00:13:07,132 do something sweet for her, it just would backfire. 273 00:13:08,094 --> 00:13:11,224 And then she and this therapist we were working with 274 00:13:11,306 --> 00:13:15,776 decided that maybe the best thing to do would be to give her a little space. 275 00:13:15,852 --> 00:13:20,732 And so, um... well, I gave her 4,400 and, um... 276 00:13:20,816 --> 00:13:21,816 Thirty-eight. 277 00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,157 Thirty-eight miles worth of it. 278 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,447 [knocking] 279 00:13:26,530 --> 00:13:29,660 Sorry to interrupt. I was told one of you had my phone. 280 00:13:30,408 --> 00:13:32,278 Ah. Thank heavens. 281 00:13:32,369 --> 00:13:34,699 I deleted some apps to optimize performance. 282 00:13:34,788 --> 00:13:36,328 Not Battleships, I hope. 283 00:13:36,414 --> 00:13:38,544 Ah. Oh, well. I was playing that too much anyway. 284 00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,295 I'll leave you lads to your match day planning. 285 00:13:41,378 --> 00:13:43,248 Now, well, hold your horse there, amigo. 286 00:13:43,338 --> 00:13:45,128 You mind if I get your take on something? 287 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,265 Wow, of course. Uh... 288 00:13:47,342 --> 00:13:52,012 Very exciting to be, uh, invited into the inner sanctum. 289 00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:55,187 Um, Team Lasso, as it were. 290 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,567 You and the missus. Y'all been together a while, yeah? 291 00:13:57,978 --> 00:14:01,148 - Oh, yes, uh, 28 years. - Oh. 292 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,441 Five boys, three dogs, 293 00:14:03,525 --> 00:14:07,365 one 20-year-old cat whose impending death will wreck me emotionally, 294 00:14:07,445 --> 00:14:10,574 and, uh, one small house that manages to fit us all in it. 295 00:14:11,031 --> 00:14:12,661 Sounds like a full life right there. 296 00:14:13,742 --> 00:14:16,542 But I assume y'all have had your fair share of hard times though, yeah? 297 00:14:16,579 --> 00:14:20,829 Did you not hear the five boys, tiny house, dying cat part? 298 00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:22,176 [mewls] 299 00:14:22,251 --> 00:14:23,631 [chuckles] 300 00:14:23,711 --> 00:14:24,938 That's the thing though, isn't it? 301 00:14:24,962 --> 00:14:28,922 If you're with the right person, even the hard times are easy. 302 00:14:30,759 --> 00:14:31,839 - Mm-hmm. - [Ted whistles] 303 00:14:31,927 --> 00:14:36,047 Someone call 911. I want to report a truth bomb. 304 00:14:37,099 --> 00:14:39,809 - I think... think they do 999 here. - [Nathan] It is 999. 305 00:14:39,894 --> 00:14:41,371 - [Higgins] Yes. It is, yeah. - [Ted] For emergencies? 306 00:14:41,395 --> 00:14:42,985 Boy, that seems troublesome to me. 307 00:14:43,063 --> 00:14:45,403 You know, toddlers and, just, butt dials and... 308 00:14:45,483 --> 00:14:46,668 - Oh, 'cause it's one key. - [Ted] Yeah. 309 00:14:46,692 --> 00:14:48,612 You'd probably have police cars and ambulances 310 00:14:48,694 --> 00:14:50,630 - just zipping all over the place. - [Coach Beard] Yeah. 311 00:14:50,654 --> 00:14:52,591 - Well, that happens a lot, doesn't it? - It does. Yeah, yeah. 312 00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:54,665 - That explains it, actually. - There you have it. 313 00:14:54,742 --> 00:14:56,952 - [crowd cheering] - Arlo White here with Chris Powell. 314 00:14:57,036 --> 00:15:00,546 Live from Nelson Road Stadium, the home of AFC Richmond. 315 00:15:00,623 --> 00:15:02,309 All right, everyone! Get in a fucking circle. 316 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,060 - Let's throw this down! - [player] Come on, boys! 317 00:15:04,084 --> 00:15:05,544 [Roy] Right, hands in. 318 00:15:05,628 --> 00:15:07,878 On three. One, two, three... 319 00:15:07,963 --> 00:15:09,963 - [all] Richmond! - [Ted] Let's go! 320 00:15:10,049 --> 00:15:12,219 [players shouting] 321 00:15:12,301 --> 00:15:15,221 - [camera clicking] - [Sam] Let's go! Let's go! 322 00:15:18,014 --> 00:15:19,564 [shouting fades] 323 00:15:21,601 --> 00:15:23,351 Jamie, you a germophobe? 324 00:15:23,436 --> 00:15:25,498 'Cause I'm trying to think of a reason you didn't put your hand in 325 00:15:25,522 --> 00:15:26,442 with the rest of the team. 326 00:15:26,523 --> 00:15:27,563 Didn't want to. 327 00:15:27,649 --> 00:15:28,649 Mm-hmm. 328 00:15:29,609 --> 00:15:32,671 I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. 329 00:15:32,695 --> 00:15:34,205 You just push all the wrong buttons. 330 00:15:34,697 --> 00:15:39,117 Well, then how's about you and me make a deal? 331 00:15:39,202 --> 00:15:40,582 Okay, I'm listening. 332 00:15:40,662 --> 00:15:44,542 You get to keep on preaching all of your yeehaw bullshit, 333 00:15:44,624 --> 00:15:49,804 and in exchange, I'll keep ignoring you, because this team is tragic. 334 00:15:51,214 --> 00:15:54,224 I score all the goals, and I'm the only one they come to see. 335 00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:56,798 Does that sound fair? Hands in. 336 00:15:57,679 --> 00:15:59,615 You know, I'd love to hash out some of the nuances there, 337 00:15:59,639 --> 00:16:01,075 but I'm not having the best of days... 338 00:16:01,099 --> 00:16:02,576 Actually, it doesn't matter what you say. 339 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,310 'Cause in my head, I'm just hearing the crowd cheer my name 340 00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:06,815 after I score a goal tonight. 341 00:16:07,272 --> 00:16:12,232 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ 342 00:16:12,318 --> 00:16:15,339 As undeniably catchy as that tune is, I need you to cut the crap right now... 343 00:16:15,363 --> 00:16:16,743 Dad! 344 00:16:16,823 --> 00:16:19,993 [chuckling] Hey, big guy. There he is. Hey. 345 00:16:20,076 --> 00:16:22,696 - Jamie Tartt? - Hello, little lad. 346 00:16:22,787 --> 00:16:24,327 Would you sign my shirt? 347 00:16:25,205 --> 00:16:26,455 [Jamie] All right, turn around. 348 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:28,955 That's pretty cool, huh? 349 00:16:29,668 --> 00:16:33,338 [Jamie] Now, next time I score a goal, it won't just be for me. 350 00:16:36,049 --> 00:16:37,299 It'll be for you too. 351 00:16:38,886 --> 00:16:42,716 And for me. But... just for us. [clicks tongue] 352 00:16:42,806 --> 00:16:44,556 - [Henry] Cool. - Good lad. 353 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,690 Good boy. 354 00:16:50,105 --> 00:16:51,685 Come on, let's get out there. 355 00:16:51,773 --> 00:16:57,243 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ 356 00:16:57,321 --> 00:16:58,840 - [man] Come on, goalie! - [Arlo] Link finds space. 357 00:16:58,864 --> 00:17:00,204 He rears back to shoot it. 358 00:17:00,282 --> 00:17:02,702 Oh! A stunning goal by the Canadian midfielder! 359 00:17:02,784 --> 00:17:06,754 - Fuck's sake! - I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso! 360 00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:09,999 - Nice family though. - Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him! 361 00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:13,553 Well, after only six minutes, Richmond are 2-0 down. 362 00:17:13,629 --> 00:17:14,459 [chanting] Wanker! Wanker! 363 00:17:14,546 --> 00:17:17,025 [Arlo] And the Richmond supporters are making their feelings known. 364 00:17:17,049 --> 00:17:18,049 Wanker! Wanker! 365 00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:20,053 Chris, you have to think, if this continues, 366 00:17:20,135 --> 00:17:23,635 Lasso's time with Richmond will be short and not very sweet. 367 00:17:24,097 --> 00:17:26,057 Tartt receives the ball. Clever there. 368 00:17:26,141 --> 00:17:27,771 - Go on, Jamie. - He finds space. 369 00:17:27,851 --> 00:17:29,141 He has Obisanya on the right. 370 00:17:29,228 --> 00:17:32,937 No, he's doing it himself. And, oh, what a finish! 371 00:17:33,022 --> 00:17:35,652 Jamie Tartt with an incredible solo goal! 372 00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:37,863 Jamie Tartt, you fucking king! 373 00:17:37,944 --> 00:17:42,194 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ 374 00:17:42,281 --> 00:17:45,201 [Arlo] And thanks to budding superstar, Jamie Tartt, 375 00:17:45,284 --> 00:17:48,784 Richmond are right back in it at 2-1 in the 29th minute! 376 00:17:48,871 --> 00:17:51,081 - Me! - What's he yelling? 377 00:17:51,165 --> 00:17:55,205 Um, "me." He's, uh, pointing at the name on his back and repeatedly yelling "me." 378 00:17:55,294 --> 00:17:56,794 Me! 379 00:17:56,879 --> 00:17:59,049 Oh, I thought he was saying "meat." 380 00:17:59,131 --> 00:18:01,181 But, yeah, yours makes a lot more sense. Okay. 381 00:18:01,801 --> 00:18:04,141 - [man] Come on! - [Arlo] Obisanya joins the attack. 382 00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:06,890 - Oh! The Nigerian is taken out! - Bullshit! 383 00:18:06,973 --> 00:18:10,443 - [whistle blows] - Come on, ref! They gotta knock that off! 384 00:18:10,977 --> 00:18:13,307 [Arlo] It'll be a yellow card here for Benson. 385 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:17,146 And you have to say he got off easy there. And Obisanya is still down. 386 00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:18,743 - He might be hurt. - Yeah. 387 00:18:18,818 --> 00:18:20,698 Excuse me, mate. 388 00:18:21,154 --> 00:18:24,404 Oi! Check on your fucking teammate. 389 00:18:25,491 --> 00:18:28,331 [Arlo] The captain dispensing some wisdom to the young superstar. 390 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:29,751 Nothing wrong with that. 391 00:18:31,122 --> 00:18:32,882 - Sam? - Yeah? 392 00:18:32,957 --> 00:18:35,207 I'm gonna have to move you there. There you go. 393 00:18:35,293 --> 00:18:37,803 - What is your fucking problem? - [Arlo] Oh! What is this? 394 00:18:37,879 --> 00:18:39,719 Kent and Tartt are at each other's throats! 395 00:18:39,797 --> 00:18:42,942 - Okay. Hey, guys! Come on! Knock it off! - Hopefully cooler heads will prevail. 396 00:18:42,966 --> 00:18:44,006 Fucking kill you! 397 00:18:44,092 --> 00:18:45,092 Same team! 398 00:18:45,135 --> 00:18:48,135 - [Chris] Unacceptable, Arlo. - Chris, have you ever struck a teammate? 399 00:18:48,221 --> 00:18:50,283 - [Jamie] Are you mad? So what? - [Chris] No, but I've wanted to. 400 00:18:50,307 --> 00:18:51,492 - He's my own player. - [Roy] Yeah, yeah. 401 00:18:51,516 --> 00:18:53,536 - [Chris] I'm actually a bit jealous. - You gotta be... 402 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,900 [Arlo] We haven't seen this since 2001 in Newcastle. 403 00:18:56,980 --> 00:19:01,070 And a season of lows for Richmond sinks even further still. 404 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,570 You all right, Sam? 405 00:19:03,653 --> 00:19:05,613 Honestly, it doesn't even hurt anymore. 406 00:19:05,697 --> 00:19:08,497 But everyone was making such a fuss, I thought I should just stay down. 407 00:19:09,534 --> 00:19:10,994 No. Listen. 408 00:19:11,077 --> 00:19:14,077 I'm gonna pull you up, you're gonna pretend to limp very badly, 409 00:19:14,164 --> 00:19:17,124 and you're gonna gesture like you think you can bravely go on. 410 00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:19,759 - They'll love it. - Oh, okay. 411 00:19:20,253 --> 00:19:21,503 [crowd applauds] 412 00:19:21,588 --> 00:19:24,678 [Arlo] Obisanya is on his feet, but can he continue? 413 00:19:24,758 --> 00:19:26,008 Is he okay? 414 00:19:26,092 --> 00:19:28,404 - [cheering, applauding] - Looks like he'll play through the pain. 415 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,428 Such determination. You love to see it. 416 00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:32,725 Attaboy, Sam! 417 00:19:33,099 --> 00:19:37,309 Tartt steps up to take the free kick, with an opportunity to tie the game. 418 00:19:37,395 --> 00:19:40,355 Will he find a teammate or go for glory? 419 00:19:40,982 --> 00:19:43,452 With Tartt, that's usually a rhetorical question. 420 00:19:50,699 --> 00:19:52,449 And he's done it! 421 00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:55,705 That's two for Jamie Tartt, and Richmond are level 422 00:19:55,788 --> 00:19:57,498 in the 38th minute! 423 00:19:57,581 --> 00:19:59,291 [Chris] He's a special player, Arlo. 424 00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,125 - [crowd singing] - Look at this. 425 00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:04,720 [Arlo] And you have to wonder, where would Richmond be without him. 426 00:20:08,801 --> 00:20:09,811 I'll be right back. 427 00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:12,181 [Jamie] Me! Me! 428 00:20:13,514 --> 00:20:15,554 [Arlo] We certainly haven't seen this before. 429 00:20:15,641 --> 00:20:17,771 Ted Lasso is running into the stands. 430 00:20:17,852 --> 00:20:20,512 - Well, where the hell is he off to? - [scoffs] 431 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,730 [Arlo] He's not slowing down on those steps. 432 00:20:22,815 --> 00:20:25,565 That's some real impressive cardio from Ted Lasso there. 433 00:20:25,651 --> 00:20:26,661 [Arlo] Is he okay? 434 00:20:27,862 --> 00:20:30,442 - [grunts] Hey, Rebecca. - Hello, Ted. 435 00:20:30,531 --> 00:20:32,491 - You're doing great, Dad. - Yeah, you got this. 436 00:20:32,575 --> 00:20:33,575 Thanks, guys. 437 00:20:33,659 --> 00:20:35,119 Uh, I wanna bench Jamie. 438 00:20:35,911 --> 00:20:38,151 But I didn't wanna do it without checking with you first. 439 00:20:38,998 --> 00:20:40,838 But, Ted, you're the manager. 440 00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:43,916 So whatever you decide, you have my full support. 441 00:20:44,378 --> 00:20:46,128 Thanks, boss. All right. Later, alligators. 442 00:20:46,213 --> 00:20:47,253 Bye, Dad. 443 00:20:50,259 --> 00:20:52,259 [Arlo] And it appears Coach Lasso has decided 444 00:20:52,344 --> 00:20:54,344 to rejoin the match already in progress. 445 00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:57,019 Roberts, warm up. You're going in. Let's go. Come on. 446 00:20:57,098 --> 00:20:59,268 Hey, highlighter. We got ourselves a sub. 447 00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:00,911 - Sixteen's going in for nine. Okay? - Okay. 448 00:21:00,935 --> 00:21:02,435 Appreciate you, sir. Thank you. 449 00:21:04,689 --> 00:21:05,689 [clears throat] 450 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,772 Okay. 451 00:21:10,862 --> 00:21:13,692 Well, it looks like Lasso is making an early substitution here. 452 00:21:13,781 --> 00:21:15,941 He's bringing Roberts on, and he's taking off... 453 00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:19,920 - Jamie Tartt? - [clamoring] 454 00:21:19,996 --> 00:21:21,336 He's our best player! 455 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,374 - [crowd booing] - Me? 456 00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:24,977 [chanting] You don't know what you're doing! 457 00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:28,211 You don't know what you're doing! You don't know what you're doing! 458 00:21:28,296 --> 00:21:29,836 What on earth? 459 00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:32,253 He's taking off his best player. 460 00:21:32,342 --> 00:21:34,802 And with less than a minute remaining in the half. 461 00:21:34,886 --> 00:21:36,906 - Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! - [announcer] Number 16, Robbie Roberts, 462 00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:38,480 for number 9, Jamie Tartt. 463 00:21:38,556 --> 00:21:40,493 Hey, way to play out there. Way to get us back in. 464 00:21:40,517 --> 00:21:43,937 Shut up. Fucking stupid twat. 465 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:45,440 [chanting continues] 466 00:21:45,522 --> 00:21:48,642 [Arlo] The referee looks at his watch, and that's halftime. 467 00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:51,563 What kind of reception awaits Lasso in his locker room? 468 00:21:52,987 --> 00:21:55,287 [players murmuring] 469 00:22:03,832 --> 00:22:05,581 Oi, sit down and listen. 470 00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:14,031 [Ted] We got ourselves a tied game. 471 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,300 Nice work. 472 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:23,050 Fellas, we're broken. We need to change. 473 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,722 And, look, I know change can be scary. 474 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:29,731 One minute, you're playing freeze tag out there at recess with all your buddies. 475 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:33,195 Next thing you know, you're getting zits, your voice gets low. 476 00:22:33,277 --> 00:22:36,577 And every time your art teacher, Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk 477 00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:40,155 to check and see how your project's going, you feel all squiggly inside. 478 00:22:40,617 --> 00:22:41,707 [chuckles] 479 00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:43,494 Mm. 480 00:22:44,246 --> 00:22:48,506 She was a striking woman. Not classically beautiful, but striking. 481 00:22:50,294 --> 00:22:52,424 - First time I ever saw tan lines. - [players chuckle] 482 00:22:52,963 --> 00:22:54,603 Most of the time, change is a good thing. 483 00:22:55,424 --> 00:22:57,254 Now, I think that's what it's all about. 484 00:22:58,802 --> 00:23:00,302 Embracing change. 485 00:23:00,721 --> 00:23:02,221 Being brave. 486 00:23:02,306 --> 00:23:06,816 Doing whatever you have to, so that everyone in your life... 487 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,930 can move forward with theirs. 488 00:23:11,732 --> 00:23:12,981 'Cause maybe... 489 00:23:14,150 --> 00:23:16,770 it's the only way you can truly help her be happy. 490 00:23:24,285 --> 00:23:26,375 Obviously by "her," I'm referring to Lady Football. 491 00:23:28,456 --> 00:23:29,836 Good save. 492 00:23:30,708 --> 00:23:33,798 Sam, we're gonna shift you to midfield for the second half. 493 00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:37,137 And Beard's gonna walk y'all through the rest of the changes. 494 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:38,925 Oh, hey, hey, hey. One last thing. 495 00:23:39,008 --> 00:23:41,408 And I want everyone's eyes on me when I say this. Look at me. 496 00:23:48,559 --> 00:23:49,559 [player claps hands] 497 00:23:49,644 --> 00:23:51,644 [chattering] 498 00:23:51,729 --> 00:23:53,939 - Never really liked Tartt. - [Sam] We know, Roy. 499 00:23:54,023 --> 00:23:55,443 Everybody, come on. 500 00:23:56,943 --> 00:23:58,773 [Arlo] Two minutes of added time remaining. 501 00:23:58,861 --> 00:24:00,981 Still level at two goals apiece. 502 00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:03,572 Richmond have played well, even without Jamie Tartt. 503 00:24:03,658 --> 00:24:04,668 [Ted] Here we go. 504 00:24:05,201 --> 00:24:07,741 Oh, he's open. He's open. He's open. There you go. 505 00:24:07,829 --> 00:24:10,699 [Arlo] A through ball from Cockburn. And Kent is off to the races! 506 00:24:10,790 --> 00:24:11,660 Come on! 507 00:24:11,749 --> 00:24:13,329 Kent has only one man to beat. 508 00:24:13,417 --> 00:24:15,877 He could take it himself, 509 00:24:15,962 --> 00:24:20,501 but he makes the extra pass to a wide open Obisanya! 510 00:24:23,802 --> 00:24:26,302 - Oh! And he buries it! - [cheering] 511 00:24:27,597 --> 00:24:30,107 Oh, my God! Whoo! 512 00:24:30,183 --> 00:24:34,893 [Arlo] Richmond take the lead with barely a minute of stoppage time left. 513 00:24:41,736 --> 00:24:45,906 [announcer] Scorer for Richmond's third goal, number 24, Sam Obisanya. 514 00:24:47,450 --> 00:24:51,160 - [whistle blows] - [cheering] 515 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,920 [Ted] Yeah! 516 00:24:57,002 --> 00:24:59,882 - I'm so sorry! I'm just so happy! - No, I love it! I love this energy! 517 00:24:59,963 --> 00:25:02,673 - Here, Coach. Take this guy from me. - Oh, yeah! 518 00:25:02,757 --> 00:25:04,977 [cheering, applause] 519 00:25:05,969 --> 00:25:07,029 [Ted] That's the way you do it! 520 00:25:07,053 --> 00:25:11,223 Nicely done, gentlemen! Nicely done! Way to do it! Yes! Yes! Yes! 521 00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:13,223 Took balls, what you did. 522 00:25:13,310 --> 00:25:14,680 [announcer, indistinct] 523 00:25:14,769 --> 00:25:17,439 That's all we got is balls, Roy. It's all we got. 524 00:25:17,522 --> 00:25:20,522 All right! Yeah! There you go. Way to play. 525 00:25:20,609 --> 00:25:22,689 - [crowd chanting, clapping] - How about that, Coach? 526 00:25:23,653 --> 00:25:24,743 You hear that, Coach? 527 00:25:25,405 --> 00:25:27,405 - [chanting] Wanker! Wanker! - [rhythmic clapping] 528 00:25:27,491 --> 00:25:29,200 [Ted] Well, same word, ain't it? 529 00:25:30,201 --> 00:25:32,951 - [Coach Beard] Yeah, but different. - [chanting, clapping continues] 530 00:25:33,037 --> 00:25:37,247 Yeah, kinda like back in the '80s when bad meant good, right? 531 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,370 Who was president back then? 532 00:25:40,044 --> 00:25:43,254 - Ronald Reagan. - "Ronald Reagan? The actor?" 533 00:25:43,339 --> 00:25:48,129 Oh, man. I love it when you do Doc Brown. You walked me right into that. 534 00:25:48,969 --> 00:25:51,509 [chanting, clapping continues] 535 00:25:55,434 --> 00:25:58,774 Daddy! Dad! 536 00:25:58,854 --> 00:26:00,604 Hey! There he is! 537 00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,399 Yoo-hoo-hoo! 538 00:26:02,483 --> 00:26:04,273 How about that, huh? We won one. 539 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,360 - Daddy? - Yeah? 540 00:26:05,444 --> 00:26:06,784 What's a wanker? 541 00:26:07,738 --> 00:26:09,608 Well, kiddo. That is a, uh... 542 00:26:10,366 --> 00:26:13,786 That's a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts. Make sense? 543 00:26:13,869 --> 00:26:16,249 Let's give you a better view of all this. Ready? [grunts] 544 00:26:16,330 --> 00:26:18,141 - Get up there, kiddo. Look at that. - [crowd cheering] 545 00:26:18,165 --> 00:26:21,835 Wave to the people. That's it. Let them know. Let them see, huh? 546 00:26:21,919 --> 00:26:24,379 [cheering continues] 547 00:26:24,463 --> 00:26:26,213 Oh, shit. 548 00:26:29,343 --> 00:26:30,343 [girl] Yeah. 549 00:26:31,762 --> 00:26:32,762 One touch. 550 00:26:36,599 --> 00:26:40,139 I just keep thinking about the first time we met, back at school. 551 00:26:40,228 --> 00:26:41,558 [Michelle chuckles] 552 00:26:42,605 --> 00:26:46,405 Us being the only two people in that big old parking lot at the exact same time. 553 00:26:46,943 --> 00:26:48,033 [Ted chuckles] 554 00:26:48,903 --> 00:26:50,613 So random. 555 00:26:50,697 --> 00:26:53,567 No way for us to know that it was going to be the start of something. 556 00:26:53,658 --> 00:26:55,488 [shouts] Oh! 557 00:26:55,577 --> 00:26:56,987 - Hey. - Did I scare you? 558 00:26:57,078 --> 00:27:00,868 You snuck up on a woman in a parking lot at night. [chuckles] 559 00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:03,633 Yeah, Roy, well done. [chuckles] 560 00:27:03,710 --> 00:27:06,750 I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. I was also an idiot yesterday, so... 561 00:27:07,881 --> 00:27:08,881 It's okay. 562 00:27:14,387 --> 00:27:15,387 Good night, Keeley. 563 00:27:17,599 --> 00:27:18,599 Good night, Roy. 564 00:27:20,018 --> 00:27:22,478 [Ted] I look back at everything we've been through, 565 00:27:23,271 --> 00:27:25,191 and I wouldn't change a single thing. 566 00:27:27,233 --> 00:27:28,233 Even now. 567 00:27:30,278 --> 00:27:31,488 What are you saying? 568 00:27:32,572 --> 00:27:35,742 Michelle, if there is something I could... do 569 00:27:35,825 --> 00:27:39,455 or something I could say that would make you be happy... 570 00:27:40,538 --> 00:27:42,038 just being with me, I'd do it. 571 00:27:42,624 --> 00:27:44,333 I'd do it in a nanosecond. 572 00:27:44,416 --> 00:27:46,586 But I ain't got no control over any of that. 573 00:27:46,668 --> 00:27:47,668 [sniffles] 574 00:27:48,879 --> 00:27:50,629 You don't have to keep trying anymore. 575 00:27:52,132 --> 00:27:53,132 It's okay. 576 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,760 I'm gonna be okay. Yeah? 577 00:27:59,389 --> 00:28:00,389 [sniffles] 578 00:28:00,474 --> 00:28:02,604 [Henry, girl laughing] 579 00:28:05,521 --> 00:28:07,311 [girl] Okay, quick feet. There we go. 580 00:28:07,397 --> 00:28:08,397 [Ted] Shoot. 581 00:28:08,482 --> 00:28:09,482 [sighs] 582 00:28:10,234 --> 00:28:13,324 I promised myself I would never quit anything in my life. 583 00:28:14,029 --> 00:28:15,449 But you're not quitting, Ted. 584 00:28:17,658 --> 00:28:19,328 You're just letting me go. 585 00:28:20,869 --> 00:28:22,369 [sniffles, exhales] 586 00:28:23,872 --> 00:28:24,872 Yeah. 587 00:28:24,957 --> 00:28:26,457 [girl laughs] Come on. 588 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:29,133 - Oh. - [Michelle clears throat] 589 00:28:31,004 --> 00:28:32,014 [girl] You ready? 590 00:28:32,089 --> 00:28:33,525 - [Ted] Yeah. - [Michelle] Yes. Thank you. 591 00:28:33,549 --> 00:28:35,789 - It's all right. - I appreciate you, Shannon. Thank you. 592 00:28:35,843 --> 00:28:39,513 Hey, buddy. I'm gonna see you the second after the season's over, okay? 593 00:28:39,596 --> 00:28:41,306 And we're gonna talk every day? 594 00:28:41,390 --> 00:28:43,890 Absolutely. Just like we do, big guy. You know it. Okay? 595 00:28:43,976 --> 00:28:46,266 Well, gimme a hug, please. Yeah. 596 00:28:49,523 --> 00:28:51,573 Okay now, okay. 597 00:28:52,233 --> 00:28:55,363 - Hey, I love you. Go ahead, get on. - [Michelle chuckles] 598 00:29:02,618 --> 00:29:04,868 [pop music playing] 599 00:29:17,383 --> 00:29:19,683 - [taxi door closes] - [engine starts] 600 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,390 [song continues] 601 00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:45,447 [song continues] 602 00:29:50,041 --> 00:29:51,041 [chuckles] 603 00:29:59,842 --> 00:30:02,851 Oi, wanker. Good job tonight. 604 00:30:04,346 --> 00:30:05,676 Thank you, sir. 605 00:30:05,764 --> 00:30:08,384 Keep an eye on us. We might be turning this thing around. 606 00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:12,434 [song continues] 607 00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:24,992 [Ted sighs] 608 00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:37,793 [song continues] 609 00:30:37,817 --> 00:30:40,817 Subtitles Diego Moraes(oakislandtk) www.opensubtitles.org